The kingdom of Christ has the following positions available for immediate employment:
Ambassadors (2 Cor. 5:20) – Must be willing to represent Christ honestly, honorably, and faithfully.
Bakers (Matt. 13:33) – Must be able to add leavening properly.
Farmers (Matt. 13:3) – Must be willing to rise early and sow the seed in all kinds of weather.
Fishermen (Matt. 4:19) – Must be very patient and skilled.
Guards (1 Tim. 6:20) – Must be able to stay alert at all times.
Harvest Workers (Matt. 9:38) – Must be able to work hard when the harvest is ready without complaining.
House Builders (Matt. 7:25) – Must be skilled and knowledgeable of proper foundation work.
Investment Bankers (Matt. 25:14-23) – Must be willing to take risks for maximum return.
Merchants (Matt. 13:45-46) – Must be honest and well-respected.
Messengers (2 Cor. 8:2-3) – Must be consistent through wind, snow, sleet, or hail.
Priests (1 Pet. 2:9) – Must be the epitome of faithfulness and service.
Soldiers (2 Tim. 2:3) – Must be willing to fight to the bitter end.
Stewards (Titus 1:7) – Must be loyal and zealous in service.
Students (disciples) (John 8:31) – Must be dedicated to much study.
Teachers (Rom. 12:6-7) – Must be patient and concerned toward others.
Treasure Hunters (Matt. 13:44) – Must be willing to look long and hard for that perfect treasure.
Watchmen (1 Thess. 5:6) – Must be able to stay awake through the night if necessary.
Wrestlers – (Eph. 6:12) – Must be tough and unyielding.
No experience is necessary. Pay and benefits are out of this world. Inquire within the New Testament for full details.
P.S. If you feel that you do not qualify for any of these positions, general labor positions are also available (1 Cor. 3:9).